Fred Dibnah wrote:
Avenue_1 wrote:
Fred Dibnah wrote:
I was camping with my missus you egg.....
WHAT???? Fuck right off! LOLLL. You now magically have a missus when not so long ago you admitted you always go camping with a male "friend"?!

You had to lie. You're a closet homo. I win

Magically have a missus?? Who the fuck said all my mates were male? Your were hoping that I guess as that's your lifestyle not mine.
Listen I know this has all been leading up to you asking me for a date but the answer is no I like vaginas and that is all.
I know you wanted to help bring together the sectarian divide and all that but sorry I'm not gay or bi and and I also think anal sex with women is borderline gay.
Sorry Ave find another dude to troll into gay submittance.

I'm thinking you protest too much. Sorry Fred but if I was a betting man, and I am, i'd bet you've sucked at least 1 cock.[/quote]
I'd bet you have sucked Ave's cock because your always up on his dick in any threads he's in.
Sorry Dave but facts are facts you're always skulking around anywhere Ave is.
Fact is I don't have a problem with gays but the idea of any any of those sort of acts repulse me.
I won't be replying any more because I'm bored now so You and Ave can sit in here and chat and whatever else you people do.