I'm a visionary, here is my view of the future,

Video cameras will be miniscule almost invisible and you will be able to buy them from tescos for £1.
Everything you do will be beamed onto the internet. that includes wanking in public toilets (watch out softy) and kiddy fiddling (watch out ave)

They will make meat without killing animals and the people in the future will think that we were savages.

Religion will still be about, but they will all be worshiping one god...........Takwhori.

Things that taste good will be good for you and things that taste shite will make you fat.
So people eating big macs (they will still be around) will be thin and people that eat celery will be fat. Serves the fat fuckers right for eating celery.

Dinosaurs will come back.
and the Tyrannosaurus will be thought of as a scavaging cunt with tiny Thalidomide arm and not a mighty beast.

There will be a 3rd world war.
Nuclear missiles. they thought " we built them, might as well use them."
It won't kill everyone just most people.

So just remember Tak will be God!
I'm practically there just now.


MP3 players will still be around.

And I will still be fucking your mum.

She said you're crap in bed.
You die in the nuclear war then get eaten by a dinosaur.

I wasn't convinced by any of it until I got the the bit about celery... That stuff is the work of the devil and Tak is clearly a Soothsayer.

I love celery!

^Freak!

Not only is celery fucking awful but technically its not even food. Sure its edible but it has negative calories, you burn more eating the shit than you gain from it. Pointless, pointless shit that will be banned once I'm supreme overlord, or better still, nuked from orbit.

I will shove negative calories up yur bum!