Best song ever.

I don't have a fuckin clue what he's talking about but i like.

Now baby what've you done to your hair?
Is it just the same time of year
When you think that you don't really care?
Now baby what have you done to your hair?
Done to your hair done to your hair
Done to your hair done to your hair hair

It is man's ongoing battle against women's ongoing supplication to fashion and conformity.

Or it could be. I just made that up. I don't believe the songwriter invested much thought into the song. He was probably high as a kite when he attempted to write it.

Here's a song about a woman celebrating being stricken with large growths all over her body and her male friends showing their appreciation for what is probably a very debilitating disease....


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and that Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]

God Bless Fergie for all her curves.

She doesn't look like a post-op tranny to you?

... Unless that's the attraction.

What? Fergilicious?
I think she has decent sized boobs, hips and arse on her. Females have these amble amounts generally and they mark a woman as different from a little girl. Girl grown up into a woman and that to me is a killer combo.
You seem to go for the girls with little of these things. tiny budding breast, near non-existence arse and hips.
The type of girl you hope you won't do time over.
Different strokes for different folks. Not that I am going to compete over this. I think in a stroking competition you would definitely win. From what I have seen you seem to be a master stroker.

She's made from more plastic than at a Tupperware party and she looks like shit!!!
Also she's way older than she claims to be either that or she needs a better surgeon or maybe she needs to lay off the meth.

You give me way too much credit... I never said I wouldn't fuck Fergie! I don't discriminate - if you and Fergie bent over, parted your cheeks and moved your balls out of the way so I couldn't see em it's would be luck of the draw who got violated first.

Now it is you who give me too much credit. Thinking I (or anyone) would let you fuck them.

I read what you write and it gets me thinking that you are likely the guy at the pub watching soccer replays and stating to all and sundry "He fucking missed that goal??? I could have got that! I would have got that!"
Everyone gives nodding approval
"No, I mean if I had of been on the field, I would not have missed. I would have probably added a couple of goals. These blokes are hopeless."
Everyone starts trying to change the subject.
"I am better than each of these bastards. I should try out"
Everyone starts moving away

Same as you talking up your brilliance as a sexual dynamo. I see you humoured and the whole "Oh if you got to that bitch before me, you would ruin her for any other bloke"
Truth is more than likely that in reality you are no sexual dynamo than a soccer superstar.

I personally suspect nothing short of a handful of Viagra and a couple of volts through your nutsack would get you in a position you could test out any of the sexual fantasies and even then you would have the hurdles of looks, age, and how off putting a pair of jumper cables on your balls would look.

Still it does make good reading. You make me laugh in the way you talk it up, so I don't complain.

Fucking Yawn. Perfect candidate for "tl;dr"

Look McFly, if you're going to try and flame/troll here, make sure it's funny/interesting.

Whoop-de-fuck! I have the half-hearted approval off some keyboard enthusiast who isn't even interesting enough to qualify as a boring cunt - time to break out the champagne and virgins! What you fail to realise is that, not only am I a sports pundit, sexual albatross and beer-ninja but I'm also a massive liar and really insecure. Please don't scratch the thin veneer off what we call Neversoft, the tattered husk of a man you'd find underneath would almost certainly remind you of your most sordid childhood abusers - possibly even your P.E/Games teacher from high school.

Keyboard enthusiasts is all you are going to get on a forum mate and I find you lies interesting and telling. Much like your judgment of what defines interesting and what makes good fantasy fodder for you....male school PE teachers? Got something to share with class?

I just face-palmed myself into a concussion, thanks for that. I need to step away from this conversation for two reasons:

1. It's tantamount to bullying you, I don't think you're capable of understanding the subtle intricacies of my insults.
2. My PE teachers always refused to abuse me citing that I was way too enthusiastic about it and I had a face like a prolapsed arse.

With this in mind I'm now going to sit in the lotus position, staring skyward and waiting for inspiration over the next few days in anticipation of the most awkwardly lame forum competition ever.

It's OK mate. You are not even registered there yet and you don't have to you know. I mean it probably is easier telling yourself you would have won it convincingly and easily without ever having to turn up. No one here will deny your brilliance. Why slum it up?

Because i want to see how the other half live... Sometimes it's good to mix with the plebs.

If your flames match your ego you will do well enough. C'mon then big fella, register and go show us what VCDQ can do.

Man crush in 3....2....1....

"Man Crush" is after result of Neversoft stage-diving.

Oh FFS

Get back to your own forum. You're boring, pointless and no one likes you.

Am crushed.