White Rabbit wrote:
here are some questions that i always mentally ask myself:
1. How long will it take me for my hair to get really long?
2. Is a 7 inch cock decent? apparently the average is 6!
3. Why is car insurance so fucking expensive? i havent got a car yet but when i do im gonna have to get a job to run the fucker...
4. Do i have any homosexual friends? i fuckin well hope not
5. will i always be a bum?
6. does anyone else think coldplay are amazing?
these questions go through my mind about a million times a day
1. Hair grows at roughly .44mm per day so use this equation... (desired hair length in mm - current length of hair in mm) / 0.44 = number of days of growing remaining
2. 7" is reasonably large without being excessive. Put it this way, would you
like to be penetrated by a cock that big? You're not a porn star and probably never will be!
3. Insurance is for pussies. I don't drive but if I did I certainly wouldn't crash the fucker like some woman. Be a man for fucks sake!!
4. 10% (or something like that) of the population are gay but considering your "personality" I doubt you have that many friends so in your case, I reckon you're safe.
5. No, eventually you'll get bored with it and join the population... We all do
6. Personally I think Coldplay make depressing, whiney and shit music but I can understand that some people like them... I call those people "The 10%"