Although I don't drive, I was under the impression that premium petrols are better for wear-and-tear but didn't fully research my answer because I was power-wanking at the time... Sorry.

Secondly, it was "drink less and smoke more" not only is it better for you but you'll spill your drink if you're power-wanking at the time.

1. No, being attracted to the same sex and wearing Hawaiian shirts makes you gay.

2. Originally they're packaged as one but the Forest Fresh variety are actually a-sexual and breed inside the packet.

3. Personally, I think it's a "wank against the clock" but some people also assume it to mean a "Wank+" such as shoving foreign objects up yourself mid-stroke. Please refer to this link for further definitions although frankly, I think mine is best!

Generally, whatever substance is used, it isn't snorted but faked instead (blown normally) but commonly-used substitutes are:

Powdered sugar
Powdered milk
Baking powder
Soya Baby Milk
Ovaltine!!!

Although it has to be said, in Hollywood, most of them probably just fetch some coke from their trailer, the fucking junkies

N.B Snorting cocaine will dramatically increase your urge for a power-wank if you don't have a suitable female receptacle at hand.

Dear neversoft, why do I feel the need to touch myself whenever in the prescene of my flatmates 16 year old daughter?

And also what's these strange green plants my mum's growing in the attic?



And also why is my egg blue in my sausage & egg mcmuffin?

Dear Neversoft,

What are the winning Euromillions lottery numbers for Friday the 31st of March?

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Dear NS-
Where are the WMD's Saddam hid?

Dear Neversoft,
This has bothered me for awhile. Why does the apple (mac) computer use a bitten apple as a logo when computers have nothing to do with fruits.

Ok.. I'm going to step in here. If Neversoft attempts to use 'fruit' as 'gay' and Mac users being fruits there will be trouble!


Also..... The company is called Apple. So they use the APPLE for its logo.

Simple!

The "apple" with the bite removed is symbolic of Adam and Eve's fall to Lucifer.

Dear Neversoft,

Why is it that the people on forums who claim that there can be no "reasonable discussion" of differing opinions, only arguing your beliefs for the sake of arguing are often the ones who will argue this to the point of arguing for the sake of doing so? And why does any otherwise intelligent discussion quickly degrade into flames as soon as these individuals open their mouth?

But the real question is: Why does my neighbors dog act like a spastic everytime a leaf blows down the street?

hmmm... That's what Apple (mac) logo was from.

Dear Neversoft,
Where does the Nike check mark logo (swoop) come from? Does it symbolize something or not?

Dear NS
Is the answer to the universe 42?
Also, whats the easiest petty revenge to inflict upon an ex-loved one on the net. Teach us a spell

Do you have any photos of her with your cock in her mouth? If so put them on a website and email the link to everyone at her work.

Sorry for answering that and stepping on your toes NS. Here is my question.

What time is it?

But what if you have a shamefully small dick, and everyone at her work knows shes a whore. Im looking more for something like putting milkbones in someones luggage leaving Amsterdam or a Dos attack.

1. Because you're a sexual deviant. Please take this into consideration and refrain from power-wanking in front of her.

2. You mother appears to be growing cannabis using something similar to the Octagrow system... Very good for yield and space-efficiency but personally I'd recommend the Autopot system if it's for personal use. The good news is, your mother probably doesn't have glaucoma

3. I suspect it's some form of contamination. Protip: When ordering, ask for them to replace your egg with another slab of sausage - they never refuse and it's far tastier than that "egg"

I'll tell you on the 32nd

IRAN!!!

This has been answered by my minions Also, you PM'd me the answer you dingleberry...

Just in reference to your sig Neversoft. That first movie makes me laugh. 'You wouldn't steal a car, You wouldn't steal a TV so don't steal movies' garbage.

My question is, if you could steal a car and TV withough leaving your own home and with no chance of being caught, would you do it?

The answer to your first question is: Egomania! Most people who frequent internet forums are probably insecure and easily bullied but once they're hiding behind the veil of an alias, monitor and 1000s of miles of cable - they're suddenly a lot braver. Satisfy yourself with the knowledge that the most vapid trolls on this forum probably lead very sad, solitary lives and power-wank to pictures of the Olsen twins whilst sobbing gently.

Your neighbours dog is probably bored off its tits. Buy it a cheap toy or a tennis ball. If you buy it a bone, make sure it's roasted first prior to giving it to it... I guarantee that if the dog had something more interesting to do, it wouldn't give a shit about the leaves. ok, you end up spending a couple of $ but it's worth it.